Why go out for dinner when you can spend 10 bucks on make shift stir-fry?
Last night we made dinner then laid in bed watchin Breaking Bad for 2 hours and this morning we made breakfast, hit the gym then went to watch TMNT with some of his work friends. (The movie sucked, would not recommend… needed more turtles and less Megan Fox)
I wanna do something fun tomorrow, but whaaaaat
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
Smooth as fuck
Average size mannequin with average size woman.
The problem, in one picture.
I never realized until seeing this picture that my interpretation of an average size woman has become REALLY SKEWED oh my god I wanna cry
But you know what? Next time you see a mannequin, look at the back of it. Even size small shirts are too big for the mannequin. They always have the excess cloth clipped back.
reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired